Careers

Join the team. (There is no team.)

Thank you for your interest in a career at Unemployable. After careful consideration, we've decided to move forward with other candidates. We don't know who. We just know it isn't you.

We are not hiring. We will never be hiring. A company called Unemployable that employs people would be, frankly, a branding catastrophe.

Open roles (0)

How to apply

Simply exist. Our system will reject you automatically within 0.3 seconds. No résumé required — we weren't going to read it anyway.

Perks

Unlimited PTO (it's all PTO). Fully remote (you're not coming in). Competitive salary of $0, matched.

Can't get hired? Same. At least look the part:

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