Primary — your fault, apparently1–50 of many, many more
📥 Primary
🏷️ Promotions (your dreams, 90% off)
👥 Social (everyone's hiring but you)
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UNEMPLOYABLE™
Wear the rejection.
You've spent 1.5 years getting the same email from every company on earth. "We've decided to move forward with other candidates." "We'll keep your resume on file." "This was a difficult decision."
It wasn't a difficult decision. It was an automated one. So here's an inbox that never ends — scroll back through the entire genre of corporate "no," all the way down.
Then go buy the merch, because if no one will employ you, you might as well be Unemployable on purpose.
Disclaimer: This is satire. It is not Gmail, it is not affiliated with or endorsed by Google or any company shown. All emails are fictional and auto-generated for comedy. Company names are used nominatively to parody the universal job-hunt experience. No real rejection emails are reproduced. Any resemblance to the soul-crushing message you got last Tuesday is purely because they all write the exact same thing. Made with spite and love by Garrett Bear.